Today, they were handing out condoms. I thought they were chocolate roses for valentine’s day. Then I saw the word “skin” and I thought it was a skin product of some kind. Then my friend said, “I don’t want to carry this around.” I asked her why, and then I looked at the “rose” again and saw the word condom. I freaked out, screamed, and threw it at my friend. People stared. And I ran away. It was very traumatic.
Untold Tales by a Whimsical Wallflower 
*hahaha* Love that reaction. You’ve been brought up very well.
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